19,359 days of a maverick with a bohemian soul

06.02.2025

Another Year Around The Sun

On this splendid day, the esteemed gentleman celebrates another year with the grace of a seasoned bon vivant, surrounded by warmth, cheer, and perhaps a slice of something indulgent. May his day be free of nuisances, filled with joy, and worthy of a quiet, approving "Indeed, sir" from even the most discerning Jeeves.

85%

Increase in parties worthy of our invites

2M+

Hrs spent brainstorming what to renovate

60%

Increase in bad dad jokes

75%

Of all group chats filled with his pics

0.85/5

Rating of his new hitler-stache

Significant Milestones

Globetrotting

Solidified his identity as a frequent flyer taking at least one trip every month, special mention to the one around Europe through vineyards and bars, in planes and cars.

But papa can dance (sala)

RM, along with his dynamic buddies, has stolen the thunder away from the bride and group with his badly rehearsed talk of the wedding dances!

Collecting friends like souvenirs

RM has the uncanny ability to always make friends whoever he goes, be it with the liquor store owner in Vienna (we all know the reason for that friendship) or with the guy who will forever be known as the Budapest guy (but seriously what’s his name)

The Terrace, The Tobacco, and The Taste of Tradition

RM’s idea of a perfect evening? A good cigar, a whiskey sour, and his usual spot on the terrace. With his ever-watchful dog by his side and a beard that only adds to the intimidation, he holds court, one in which his daughters' friends tread carefully, never quite sure if they will leave with a life lesson or a new insecurity